is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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