i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
