I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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