i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
