I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I need a beard to bite.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I licked your asshole in confidence.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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