Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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