Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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