If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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