Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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