My room smells like vodka and shame
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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