He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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