I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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