WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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