Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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