i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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