Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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