I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
vagina is talking i cant
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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