I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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