you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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