he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
