kristin has been a bad kristin
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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