...so i touched it.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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