I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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