Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
