38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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