I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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