Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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