And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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