Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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