He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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