So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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