arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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