Fuck appropriateness.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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