I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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