so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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