oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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