I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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