Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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