ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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