Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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