Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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