Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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