somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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