dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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