After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
