I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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