We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
She announced her abortion via fbk
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
