I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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