No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
We left the knife in your bed.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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