Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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