Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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