Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize
